(Fuente: sadbisexual)

santa:

frickin:

christmas list:

  1. a relationship

i have some bad news for you son

officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

ughsocialjustice:

CRACKED GETS IT

ughsocialjustice:

CRACKED GETS IT

silenthill:

i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass

komanidai:

maybe we all stopped using XD because we stopped being capable of that kind of happiness 

(Fuente: transhinataremade)

(Fuente: faustynaa)

There was nothing to fear and nothing to doubt

There was nothing to fear and nothing to doubt

(Fuente: msyorke)

(Fuente: frenums)

Rules to learning English

questlon:

1. their our know rules

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

(Fuente: itssexualhour)